Reptile & Snake Jokes of the Day!

1.  What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?

2.  What do you get if you cross a science fiction movie with a toad?

3.  What is a snake's favorite subject in school?

4.  What do baby pythons play with?

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THE ANSWERS:

1.  A Croaker Spaniel

2.  Star Warts

3.  Hiss-tory

4.  Rattle Snakes

Pilot Fish

In tropical waters, pilot fish swim below sharks.  They do not, as their name suggests, guide the sharks, but benefit from the protection gained by traveling with large sharks.

      JOKE OF THE DAY:  (answer below)

What kind of tiles do snakes use?

     VERSE OF THE DAY:

Psalm 104:24-25

How many are your works, O LORD! 

In wisdom you made them all; 

the earth is full of your creatures.

There is the sea, vast and spacious, 

teeming with creatures beyond number,

living things both large and small.

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  ANSWER:

Reptiles

Humpback Whales

A Few Fun Facts About Humpback Whales

from Pacific Whale Foundation Book

1.  Humpback whales travel 3-5 miles per hour during migration and it takes from 30-60 days to travel between their feeding and breeding areas.

2.  Humpbacks are distant cousins of the hippopotamus.

3.  Humpbacks are between 40-50 feet in length and weigh 40 -50 tons.  Females are generally longer and larger than males.

4.  An adult humpback's tongue weighs more than 1 ton.

5.  Air comes out of the blowhole at nearly 300 miles per hour.

6.  Humpbacks can live over 50 years.

7.  Humpback whales have no functional teeth.

8.  Humpback whales do not eat while in Hawaii, but while feeding in Alaska they eat more than a ton of food per day.